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Saturday, December 11, 2004

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away....

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(Turn down the volume!)

Episode IV: A New Hope

 It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking

from a hidden base,
have won their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, rebel spies
managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate
weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with

enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the
Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home
aboard her
starship,custodian of the stolen plans that can save her
people
and restore freedom to the galaxy.


But Princess Leia couldn't do it alone. She needed an entire Rebel Alliance of Fusileers to restore freedom and democracy to the galaxy (not to mention three movies and a whole bunch of cool muppets). And these rebels weren't great warriors (well, ok, some were), just ordinary people, like you and me.
(click or mouse over to identify the Fusileers pictured below:)











Join us and you too can help restore freedom to the galaxy.
We'll even hook you up with a free** lightsaber of your own!

But what can you do, you ask. After all it's the holidays and money is TIGHT. Well, just a few dollars given to the Spirit of America can really make a difference in the lives of people in Iraq and Afghanistan.

For example:
$ 5 buys frisbees or soccer balls or notebooks and pencils for school
$10 buys a new book for an Iraqi elementary school library
$17 buys a pack of Polaroid film
$50 buys A/V equipment for Universities

Any amount at all can help, because every penny adds up to irrigation for farmers in Iraq and Afghanistan, rebuild Universities, sewing machines to help women become financially independent, tools for tradesmen to rebuild what the war has cost, and especially, the spread of democracy and freedom in Afghanistan and Iraq.

This Just In:
Rebel scum spy Cowboy Blob gathers new intelligence on the Northern Alliance.
Turns out that when they're not wearing striped shirts or boozing it up, they also work for the Dark Side:





Now who could be under that Dark Helmet?



why it's none other than The Big Trunk! I knew it!
(thanks again to Blob for his espionage!)
Let's see what happens when the Fusileers take a hand, shall we?
Restart that movie!!



(Click here to start the movie)


**(must have midichlorian count above the 99th percentile to qualify for free lightsaber)

3 Comments:

At Saturday, December 11, 2004 9:26:00 AM, Blogger Jay Solo said...

Well...

Having music blast loudly and unexpectedly at me first thing in the morning from one of several blogs opened in different tabs certainly woke me up!

 
At Saturday, December 11, 2004 8:16:00 PM, Blogger Rhianna said...

Linked you at: http://atexanabroad.blogspot.com/2004/12/long-long-ago.html

 
At Saturday, December 11, 2004 10:14:00 PM, Blogger Bou said...

Linky Stuff done on my site!

 

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