Morals of the story:
1. Don't lie to your wife, your doctor, your coach, or your friends.
2. Don't sleep with the Pharma Rep. You mean nothing to her but $$.
3. Drugs are bad. Mm'kay?
4. GraveDigger never disappoints.
Interestingly, on this President's Day week, House's preliminary diagnosis was Addison's Disease, which most people agree was what might have killed JFK if Oswald (and whoever else, perhaps) hadn't intervened.
This is another hacked plot, though. Stolen this week from a classic episode of Quincy, M.E. where these kids were dying and no one could diagnose their strange symptoms in time. Quincy figured out that they were smoking pot laced with Colchicine and saved the day. As usual.
In related med-show news, tonight's episode of Medical Investigation shown on USA had a quick Pretender reference (MI is created/produced by the same team who brought you Jarod and Miss Parker). The bad guy's boat was parked at SL-27. Of course.