Take that, NBC!

Seems Dave Letterman is having his final revenge on NBC and the producers of the Tonight show. Not only is Dave killing them in the ratings over the past couple of years, but it seems he's got a ghostwriter that the Tonight show would kill for.

Johnny Carson.

Contrary to popular rumor, Carson is alive and well and ghostwriting from his house in Malibu. Rock on, Johnny. You were always my favorite.

And yes, I did cry when Bette Midler sang to him on that last show. Didn't you?