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Terrible Nerd Jokes!
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician were observing an empty house. As they watched, two people entered the house. Shortly after, three people left the house.
The physicist said, "Aha! Our initial assumption was invalid."
The biologist said, "No, I believe they simple multiplied."
The mathematician said, "You know, if one more person enters that house it will be empty again."
Wait, they get worse:
Why do mathematicians tend to confuse Christmas and Halloween?Click here and then scroll down for the answer (blogger won't do extended entry). Think carefully about it first.
If you got the second one and didn't groan, proceed directly to your nearest Mathematics department for an examination.
(stolen from Ken)