Your Daily Giggles (updated)

First, found via Physics Geek, who has a great sense of humor despite severe shortcomings in the matter of sports teams....
DC monster or Hollywood monster, you decide!

Second, LMAO!! Audio funnies found here: Play-by-Play of a car accident that just goes from bad to worse in Dallas. "She hit him with her Bible!!" (it's an MP3, go here and click the link to download)
Moral of the story, don't pick on little old ladies!
(h/t: Gir)

Third, great gifts for Valentine's Day: Don't just tell your sweetie that you're crazy about them. Send an even more meaningful message! (h/t: Ken)