Poetry contest!

Michele is running a post-election limerick contest inspired by this post from Treacher.

Here's my entry:
There once was a pol named Kerry
Whose wife named Ter-AY-ZA was scary
He tried to give Bush the boot,
But the point it was moot
Because the voters of Kerry were wary!

There's a $10 Amazon gift certificate on the line. What can you come up with?