Today of All Days....
Only two of you will understand the title, but oh well. Acidman posits this question:
Are men REALLY more comfortable being nekkid than wimmen are?He then goes on to ask:
Guys horseplay nekkid, too--- you know--- pop somebody in the ass with a wet towel, go piss in the hot tub from OUTSIDE while somebody is IN it, smack a wad of Atomic Balm on somebody's bare balls and run off cackling... yeah.
I never did that ANY of that stuff, but some guys do. Wimmen DON'T. Do you?
And the comments of course got around to discussing that great American sport of fart-lighting.
So here's the story: this guy I knew in HS was famous among his peers for having a hairy posterior. He also liked to show off said posterior, so I can assure you that it was indeed MASSIVELY hairy. This person was also a master at breaking wind on command. I have never met another person who was so capable of emitting such noxiousness on command. Being the type of guy that I'm sure you can guess he was, he was also quite a braggart, especially when it came to his posterior.
One day in the locker room, the subject of fart lighting came up, and he decided to prove to the naive moron that asked that such a thing was possible. So he flicked his lighter, let one go, and proceed to burn:
1. all the hair off of the middle of his rear
2. all the paint off the side of the locker he was standing next to
3. singed the eyebrows of the dude holding the lighter