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Thursday, March 31, 2005

New State Mottos

Stolen from a Tall Dairy Beverage:

A little something to amuse and/or offend everybody ....

  • Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
  • Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
  • Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
  • Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
  • California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
  • Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
  • Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
  • Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
  • Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
  • Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
  • Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
  • Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
  • Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
  • Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
  • Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
  • Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
  • Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
  • Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
  • Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
  • Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
  • Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
  • Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
  • Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
  • Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
  • Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
  • Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,and Very Little Else.
  • Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
  • Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
  • New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
  • New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
  • New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
  • New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
  • North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
  • North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
  • Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
  • Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
  • Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
  • Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
  • Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
  • South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
  • South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
  • Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
  • Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
  • Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
  • Vermont - Ay, Yep
  • Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
  • Washington - We have more rain than you do
  • West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
  • Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
  • Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Heh.

7 Comments:

At Friday, April 01, 2005 1:01:00 AM, Blogger Amanda said...

Hehe, I'm no American, but I found that funny. Utah and Wyoming cracked me up! :)

 
At Friday, April 01, 2005 7:51:00 AM, Blogger dax said...

Hey, now that's clever!
BlogOn.

 
At Friday, April 01, 2005 2:21:00 PM, Blogger lindsey said...

Very funny, and sadly (at least for Cali) true.

 
At Saturday, April 02, 2005 6:40:00 PM, Blogger Rodney said...

Wisconsin should be:
"Come smell our dairy-air."

 
At Saturday, April 02, 2005 6:41:00 PM, Blogger Rodney said...

Blogspot only posts my name as Rodney, but I usually go as

-- Rodney Dill

 
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