New State Mottos

Stolen from a Tall Dairy Beverage:

A little something to amuse and/or offend everybody ....

• Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
• Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
• Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
• Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
• California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
• Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
• Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
• Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
• Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
• Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
• Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
• Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
• Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
• Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
• Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
• Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
• Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
• Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
• Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
• Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
• Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
• Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
• Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
• Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
• Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,and Very Little Else.
• Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
• Nevada - Hookers and Poker!
• New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
• New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
• New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
• New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
• North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
• North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
• Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
• Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing
• Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
• Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
• Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
• South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
• South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
• Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
• Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
• Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Vermont - Ay, Yep
• Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
• Washington - We have more rain than you do
• West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!
• Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
• Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Heh.